Thursday, May 31, 2007

Smoked Mackerel SMUDI, anyone?

Smoothies are here! I am not sure if Norwegians have always had smoothies, but it sure seems like it is a new fad here. There are smoothie kiosks at the train station, smoothie fruit juice drinks at stores. I have seen food magazines, advertisement magazines, and parent magazines with smoothie recipes. The smoothie has indeed arrived in Norway!

At one of my jobs, I make smoothies almost weekly. When the idea of smoothies was first presented to me at this job, my colleagues made it sound like it was some sort of new thing. I have been making smoothies for over ten years. They are not difficult to make so I am not really sure why my colleagues would rather not make them alone... but would prefer that I and one other colleague make them.

In fact... I am not really that good. Far too experimental and health-focused. 10 years ago my smoothies tasted good. Now they just taste like nutritional supplements. :)

Vegar has recently started making smoothies for us. His first three tries were MUCH tastier than mine have been lately. I encouraged his new talent and urged him to continue advancing in this delicate artform.

I came home the other night from work. The first thing from his mouth... "I made the worst smoothie ever today! I couldn't even drink it all!"

"You didn't throw it out," said I; waste not, want not is my golden rule! Yes, he HAD thrown it out! "Well, what was in it! Maybe I would have liked it! I can eat anything, you know!"

He began to count out the items... "2 apples, 2 kiwis, 6 grapes..." and then comes the doozie... "half a smoked mackerel."

"WHAT?!?! Smoked FISH in a SMOOTHIE?!"

So, maybe Norwegians haven't exactly understood the pleasantly scrumptious meaning of a smoothie entirely. Maybe by changing the name to "Smudi" they have somehow changed the meaning into "anything that can be eaten, blended up and served as dessert."

I knew that Norwegians were crazy about fish... BUT...

Next time I am at the smoothie stand at Oslo S, I will be sure to say "hold the sugar... and the Mackerel!